Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Don't let it slip out again!
I've been missing out
Only one thing can get done around her
Use this fucking slut
Swallow, count and repeat
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
I'll help you get up, baby
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
Pick your favorite, daddy!
Wanna climb my fucklist?
Solid presentation prep, boss
Is this a serious talk, mom?
I love your ideas, honey